Kr Acquisitions Identified as the Phantom Sh*tter March 22, 2023
USA, (WASARRESTED) -- Kr Acquisitions, commonly known as the "Phantom Sh*tter", is currently being held in custody and is facing charges of 14 counts of public indecency for defecating in public.
When questioned, Acquisitions replied with, "Yes, it was I who shat in the shower."
Acquisitions frequently used fecal matter as a way of bringing attention to issues he felt strong about. Acquisitions was easily identified by his trademark signature, "P.S." or "Phantom Sh*tter", always signed at the bottom of every note left behind.
If convicted, Acquisitions could be facing a sentence of up to 6 months in jail and $5,000 fine.
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